Hi Everyone – Christmas Past
Once again, I have been ignored on my application to take the lead role in the nativity play. Really, the hoomans have no idea – pretend elves, pretend Father Christmas, pretend trees and here am I a REAL donkey ready and waiting to be Top of the Bill in the nativity play but HWTH said I would probably embarrass everyone by ‘singing; at the wrong time or even doing a poo in church. REALLY! Has she no faith in my impeccable breeding? As If!
One week on – thank goodness! The ridiculous hooman headwear, Santa hats, reindeer horns and even a fake roast turkey and those horrible tasteless jumpers have been packed away until next Christmas.
Now we are into another year. Happy New Year to all our Beechwood friends.