The Lunging Take Off!
HWTH obviously has too much time on her hands. She decided to lunge me! Oh, what fun I had. Meekly walking around in that stupid circle, I heard her say to herself, “Ah, bless him he hasn’t forgotten”.
Of course, I hadn’t forgotten – ridiculous suggestion – so one more circle just to prove what a well schooled donkey I am, then Wheeee – I took off and HWTH after a quick sprint, was unable to keep up with me and she had to let go!!! So deeply satisfying. My memory is impeccable – obviously hers is not! I ALWAYS take off when she tries to lunge me. She just will not learn.